Mr Mungo

Mr Mungo and the UFO (written by the man himself): As the only man in the house it is my job to patrol the estate and keep all the ladies safe. I was doing my usual checks, peering with one eye through the gap between the gate and gate post, and when I turned round there was a very large, round, green object floating about in the garden. Clearly from outer space and extremely dangerous. Keeping a safe distance I gave that object what for, as it floated about the garden. Told the wife, Nessie, to keep back, as she was foolish enough to try to have a closer look. Eventually we had to evacuate and beat a hasty retreat inside. The next morning we found it collapsed in the garden, so I’d clearly scared it to death. Mum said it met the rose bush, but what would she know about defeating UFOs! Nessie was amazed at my braveness. Wish I could show you all my video of the conflict!